Clack, Clack, Clack, DING

(Source: weheartpattinson)

talkativeprovocative:

every fandom ever

i think the fact that this is emma stone makes it even more appropriate

(Source: coinlaundrys)

adamchanler:

lady-tyrell:

the funniest part of macbeth is when the soldiers all cut a branch off a tree to hold in front of them while they march toward’s macbeth’s castle in hopes that he will somehow think they are all trees and not an army

the second best part is that it actually works

gatissimo:

actual best.

(Source: evayna)

awkward-inclined:

depression-and-movies:

First food gifset, something I’d like to try: Balloon Chocolate Bowls (x)

LIFE IS WONDERFUL

n3ck-deep:

If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.

(Source: gn4rwolves)

minutes-till-midnight:

I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING AND I DON’T THINK I’LL LIVE. 

"Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen, half of girls do not have their first orgasms until their late teens, twenties, or beyond. Teenage girls widely agree that they get the message loud and clear that masturbation is something boys do, but girls do not, cannot, or should not. The cultural focus on intercourse tells young women to expect they will begin to experience sexual pleasure once they have sex with a man (whether or not they are even interested in sex with men). Nearly all teen boys, on the other hand, experience sexual pleasure long before they get their hands—or other body parts—into a partner’s pants. Despite the massive advances in women’s equality, young women’s sexuality is stuck in a surprising paradox. Young women are sold provocative clothes but are not taught where to find their own clitoris. Many girls give their boyfriends oral sex, but are too uncomfortable with their own bodies to allow the guys to return the favor. It is still a radical act to say that women need and deserve access to information about their own sexual pleasure—not just about the risks and negative consequences of sex."

(via compulsives)

(Source: lipsredasroses)

favourite books → The Fault in Our Stars

(Source: kingcolfs)

englishproblems:

Whoops! My anxiety is showing.

buildanewbeginning:

f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz:

norulesnobras:

Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom. 

It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a cigarette in your life.

that is so painfully accurrate

fucking supernatural.

effin4:

bettythetl:

adriofthedead:

brianmichaelbendis:

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow

I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.

(Source: anni-thii)

thecarpenterwizard:

winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:

In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.

So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code word- It’s a code Sherlock knew John would know- being a soldier!